MCD+&+Cows

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 * MCD & COWS

-** raised as livestock for meat, dairy products, leather and draft animals - honored in contries like India - estimated that there are 1.3 billion cows total
 * What are cows?


 * Fun Jokes about Mad Cow diease

Joke 1 :** A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?" "Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?" "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?" "And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?" "Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?" "Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"

The first cow said,"I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
 * Joke 2:** So there were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.


 * Cartoons about mad cow disease

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